teamneopia:

Dear Neopians,

We are getting many questions about one thing in particular so we convened a meeting to address your concerns.

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We are not here to be the Fun Police so please don’t fret. We are here to share cool Neopets stuff with other people who also like cool Neopets stuff. And to make fools of ourselves. That is also a mandate.

The people who run this Tumblr account work in the Creative department and we’ve been watching Tumblr and many, many other sites for a long time. We do so to gather feedback and use that feedback to try and make Neopets better. We’ve been doing it forever so we are quite familiar with your shenanigans. Unless you’re doing Very Bad Things that harm the site or our dear players — cheating, scamming, and NP buying/selling are good examples  then you have nothing to fear. Even though some of your posts make us throw up in our mouths a little, they are not posted on Neopets.com and we do not judge.

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Except for Weak_Burrito. He judges.

Anyway, please don’t mind us. Carry on.

- The Neopets Team

So yeah if you want some icons or smartphone backgrounds that are altador cup themed, I made some last year :’) they can be found here on my tumblr (/tagged/minimalist) or http://www.neopets.com/~fauxreigner for the full codes

It makes me really happy when a neoblog’s post gets reblogged by a really popular, non-neopets blog and it gets tons of notes

haunted-woods:

xeprus:

fruitlupes:

baby-kaus:

pchristinaplaysneopets:

zafara-double-agent:

haunted-woods:

neovianfancy:

haunted-woods:

this just makes me giggle so much bc my brain tree has conquered Texas

I THINK THIS IS THE NEATEST THING EVER OKAY MORE PEOPLE ADD TO THE INTERACTIVE NEOTAGLOCATIONS.TUMBLR MAP ON GOOGLE

Oh, hello fellow Texas tagger. :3

WHAT THERE IS ANOTHER TAGGER THAT LIVES IN TEXARKANA. I am legitimately surprised by that, frankly.

venture on down to houston bc I don’t know if I’ll ever be to Texarkana in my lifetime lol

OTHER TEXAS TAGGERS????

Anyone in the DFW area omg pls I need you

PSA: You can make your icon smaller so it’s easier to see everybody near you.

pthptphth too lazy to login and edit but i’m actually in portland, not Vancouver cx i know theres like two people thatre super close to me ;O;

I”M IN FORTWORTH I’M HERE 

HI I’M JUST NORTH OF DALLAS AS YOU CAN SEE. 
ACTUALLY I’M IN DALLAS EVERY WEEK. WANNA HANG!?

i’m just kidding about that last part i’m too scared to make irl friends

No no no no if you live in DFW let’s be friends bc I’m there fairly often

YOOOO H-TOWN REPRESENT

DEAR NEOPETS FUCK YOUR SHIT FOR GIVING OUT AVATARS AS PRIZES FOR PLOTS AND SHIT THAT WILL MAKE THE AVATARS RETIRED BECAUSE MY FUCKING MAIN ACCT IS SILENCED AHHHH FUCKA YOUUUUU fml

For people who bitch and moan about not getting noticed in the neopets tag or the neotag

Holy fuck try getting into another fandom with this entitlement attitude and see if you get shit ok. Don’t bust up in here and act like you deserve attention because you play on a pet site and do offensive blogging on it

oh shit, the tiki tack man + misha collins joke has already been made. My b for not looking and making sure it hadn’t been done. Sorry dude!

So right now im imagining every soldier and faction leader just frozen in place around the obelisk. Just waiting for the war updates. Like they look like they’re still ready to kick ass or w/e

omg so today a customer’s name was Meridell I was like OMGGGGG i nver realized how cute of a name “meridell” is but THERE U GO! Imma name my kid Meridell woah

plot twist: im not a baby scorchio
plot twist: im not an angry pteri
plot twist: im not a neopian
plot twist: i dont have a life
plot twist: a np doesn't make Olivia holla
plot twist: Rachie is perfectly sane
plot twist: the only thing Barbs is bound to is my bed
plot twist: Cory has no tattoos
plot twist: im a perfectly regular kau
plot twist: someone helped put out my fire
plot twist: my name is actually valentina
plot twist: ive never sold my nudes for np
plot twist: i neopets all the time
plot twist: i can't put anything here because someone did for me
plot twist: im converted
plot twist: prejudice doesn't go well with poogles
plot twist: I don't have neopoints and I don't have bitches.
plot twist: im not skinny
plot twist: I'm not a polish squid
plot twist: I'm not a naleap or a reading game for kids
plot twist: Layton Vickles isn't ticklish
plot twist: you can't french a gnorbu
plot twist: This usuki got accepted

I’m very sorry for the spotty updates- my heart hasn’t been in the neopets game for some time now, I don’t have much to joke about when all I do is visit the Outskirts page for war updates (by the way, any news yet??? wtf). And since I moved into my apartment, I haven’t had Internet or cable set up yet and Neopets is a bitch to navigate on a phone. So yeah, I haven’t really been on the internet much at all this past week. I’m barely hanging in there, but somehow I haven’t gone insane yet. :)

Put away your Emo Usuki avatars because MCR broke up and it is a very grey day